What the Actual F*ck?

EH. Tips for guys trying to flirt with me:

  • ‘Women are too irrational, that’s why you should let a guy help you make your choices’
  • ‘Women have it so easy’
  • ‘Coldplay is meh’
  • ‘Let me take you out, I’ll pay for dinner’ and then rub it on my face 3 days later
  • Not getting my sarcasm
  • Not getting my sarcasm
  • Not getting my sarcasm

Yeah, all of those get you an instant – Get the fuck outta my face- card.

You fuckin stupid? UGH 😀

-M

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